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nutz//
A top notch baller marked by distinct good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
Also a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
I"m someone amazing.
I'm a reluctant sword smith, women tend to trip over their tongues as I pass by. usually reviled by other males for having mythical penis girth. People Usually compare me to god like figures such as Zeus and Thor.
I was delivered to planet earth from a non earth like space craft.
I'm also allergic to Kryptonite.
Probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of my powerful index and middle fingers. So I wear ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
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