cheezMcNASTY

Teeth. What do ya think of them?

If you were an Uber recruiter, what would be the first question you'd ask to Marco Rubio during the town hall he's never going to hold? I'd ask him if he ever gained any altitude with those wing-for-ears he's got there. I mean, he's handsome and all... but the ears are a distraction, don't you think?

What did you think of the trans gendered penguin I put outside your door two mornings ago?

Who really sunk the Titanic? The iceberg or Obama or something else?

If you had one thumb and it was on top of your right index finger how would you eat a pretzel correctly?

If you could watch your favourite movie with anyone in the world, would you agree to invade Middle Earth with that person as well or is that going too far?

If you were blind, would you fall in love with me at first sight or would you have to get your Driver's license renewed first?

If you had to chose between having an inappropriate relationship with a fish, or being a concubine to a fat Saudi Arabian prince for 12 months, what would you choose?

Do you think Earth could rotate around the moon six times if Dr. Phil told it to?

Are you out of the Turkey?

So this is the place where the fun is going on... xD

Dear Cheez,

So there's this boy I've been looking at every week on my tv. I like him a lot. His name is Jaime. He's cute and handsome and funny. He's really into his sister and sometimes he pushes children out of castle windows, but on the upside he has a really symmetrical face so those other things aren't deal breakers for me. How do I get Jaime to finally notice me?

If the chocolate chip muffin crossed the road at the same time that the fruit explosion muffin also chose to begin crossing the road, then what time would it be when the clock strikes 13??

Guys where did Harry Potter get that gun

Okay. I am fully back from vacation. *cracks knuckles*

If you could travel to Mars in a boat, what planet would you stop at first?

FINE. IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT, I'M GONNA BRING IT TOO.

You're dropped into a volcano by a giant seagull. Like, Wun Wun in Game of Thrones but in seagull form. He has charged you with finding Hell. How do you dig deeper into the volcano to get there, and what does Donald Trump say to you when you finally make it to the fire and brimstony gates?

If you were a Scientologist, then what would your opinion on locusts be?

If people could actually smell sounds (apart from farts obvs), what would elevator music taste like?

If you could travel anywhere in the world, what would be your favourite dish at Olive Garden?

Exactly ten words to describe pickled eggs. Go.