Agent Spike

Hi! My name is Jonathan, 24 years old, and I'm currently residing in Argentina. I love metal, video games, comics, anime, horror movies, 80s/90s stuff, and I also enjoy terrible jokes and long walks to the fridge.
November 14



  1. 365

    Infection progress: 1 year

    You've survived an entire year of being a member here. Congratulations!
  2. 250

    I... I just shot the President...

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
  3. 500

    Bandersnatch Basher

    Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
  4. 400

    Cerberus Crusher

    50 total likes accrued. Whoopee!
  5. 31

    Infection progress: 1 month

    You've survived an entire month of being a member here. Congratulations!
  6. 200

    Is that all, stranger?

    50 posts? Nice!
  7. 300

    B.O.W. Bounty Hunter

    Your messages have been liked 25 times.
  8. 7

    Infection progress: 1 week

    You've survived an entire week of being a member here. Congratulations!
  9. 150

    There's no point in hiding!

    You've posted 25 messages! Whoa!
  10. 200

    Zombie Hunter

    You've received 10 likes. Bravo!
  11. 100

    You were almost a Jill sandwich!

    10 messages posted. You must like it here!
  12. 100

    Birkin's Lab Rat

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
  13. 50

    Itchy, scratchy, tasty!

    You've posted your first message! Congratulations!