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Eh.. Not really, Kenny. Both the President and Vice President have secret tunnels leading out of D.C. and to some place (not a clue where) that I am going to guess is far away from there. Everything that is there are just symbols that we, as Americans, hold in high regard and large amounts of ghetto-type areas.
I'm also getting tired of seeing the "ruined" or "post-apocalyptic" D.C. in games. I want something that will really change it up. I'll capitalize on Ronny McDonny N-T-Type tyrant fighting Wendy T-Veronica tyrant. The Kings bursts into the room and starts firing a rocket launcher armed with exploding Taco Bell chihuahua dogs lol.
Now theres a scenario i can get behind, and pay to see lol. Capcom should really be paying attention to these threads people the future is here! I'm assuming the Taco Bell dogs arent real but shells stuffed with explosives, because we dont hurt innocent animals round here lol. After each shot though a high pitched bark (of three different ones) will sound off as a precurser to the subjects death.
Since fast food employees are essentially zombies anyway it makes a for the perfect initial outline for our story.
Journal Anonymous, July 16th, 2011
All of the fast food corporations were shells to two rival companies Tricell and Lardcorp. The fast food chains were just another form of control these two massive conglomerates had on modern day society. A crazed doctor/virologist and Spencer aficionado, Hugo Egolighter, First witnessed this subtle power of seducing the mind with food when he was just an infant. Ever since then he's never turned back and ultimately became the head of Lardcorp enterprises. In order to get ahead of the competition Egolighter turned to science to improve his hold on the American tradition. Thus the T-Big Mac and T-Whopper 102 were created to satisfy his hunger for exclusive power over the people. An overwhelmed Tricell hired spies to infiltrate the underground labs to find out the secret of this new phenominon. Their efforts were almost thwarted by Lardcorp's extensive security measures, however a mere sample vial was removed from one of the storage boxes. Tricell, now infatuated with getting even, works diligently to amplify the effects of this new 'drug' and in doing so, causes adverse effects to the mind and body. All of the initial 12 test subjects died but two. After close examination the new drug seemed to increase the neuro-patterns for hunger almost exponentially. The test subjects ravaged through the plates of food as if you had dropped it on the floor for a household pet. When there was no more food the subjects began to attack eachother and began to feast on the others bodies relentlessly. As if hunger greatly exceeded any pain they might endure. The subjects were locked away for further testing but it was too late as the drug was administered into nearly every meat factory across the continental United States due to fabrication and unlawfull bureaucracy. I guess when you own half the world, you can get away with pretty much anything.
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