Man that'd be fun if it was true....But would this hypothetical april fools DLC be like, just mercenary's characters, or an entire new scenario?
Because, ok, imagine playing a scenario where Claire is worried because her brother's dropped off the map again, and she grabs Jill to go find him, arriving in Edonia right after Piers got Chris and took him to China. Then they follow after them, one step behind, but cleaning up his messes and stuff...Helping to deal with the cocoons in the basement of the building that get's blown up, getting to where they confront Carla, missing Chris and just seeing Leon and Helena leaving to get Simmons...maybe they get on the ship too and also have to get out before Carla sinks it...then they show up at the end, ****ed off and bloody, and they fish Chris out of the ocean and Claire reads him the riot act for disappearing again
dang, if I didn't have school work to worry about I would totally write that as a fanfic